How My Heathen Friend Became Christ (Part One)

I just wrapped up Hell On Wheels on Netflix. If you’re familiar with the show you’ll understand why “heathen” is tippety-tapping off my fingertips. You should also know that Heavenly Father has chosen me to be his prophet, so listen up, you sumbishes! I have this friend. We’ll call him Bob. We’ve been friends since we were […]

Get Your Sh!t Together

We live in a world where you’re supposed to have your shit together. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. If you don’t, go see a counselor, or priest, or get a new prescription. Those of us who have our shit together will put up with your lack of shit-togetherness for a while, but […]